Demotivational Posters

Ok, so you've all heard of Demotivational posters by now. They make fun of the nice, encouraging ones. So here are some I made with pictures Josh or I have taken. This is actually Claire's placenta. Pretty freaking cool, huh? It's the underside of it. The other side is smoother. If you think it's gross, don't plan on having a kid as you'll have to have one inside of you for 9 months/+ oh...and give birth to it, which is like birthing a baby...only without the bones. It still hurts coming out! ;)


I used to drink a lot of Gatorade. :( I stopped. It's got a lot of calories. I miss you, Gatorade!

Josh made this one. Make fun of it, and he will virtually destroy you. And if you've not been to our house and seen that creepy giant face on the wall and wondered what it is...Josh did this for work. The plastic face is the result of using an image based 3D-Scanner. They scanned a model, then applied an algorithm that calculated the flow and stretch of plastic. The resulting image was then printed onto a flat sheet of plastic so that when a thermoformer forms it into a 3D sign, the graphic aspect ratio is correct. Please remember that. There will be a quiz.

This is Holly. This is what she gets for taking goofy pictures of herself on my camera. I will make fun of the booger in her nose.

This is Daisy sleeping on the spare bed in my parents room. HER BED! See, this is why I don't like dogs. They think they are people. They aren't. They are just smelly canines that lick their butt and like it.

Claire jumping at about this time last year at about 7 months.

Claire in the fall of 2007 with an outfit Uncle Richie got her. I call it the "Jail baby" outfit.

We have had several sets of bunnies in our yard and flowers. I think they like to eat my tulips and daffodils. So we feed them and hope they go away...lol!

Just having fun taking pictures...this is from around Halloween time. I call this crap candy. I want real chocolate.

This is from when we lived above the flower shop. Wow..we had an awesome apartment. I miss it!

This is a LUVS diaper. Luvs luv to leak. They suck at holding in crap too. Especially if she craps from jumping in the jumper and squishes it all over. I have never had a problem with Pampers leaking. You get what you pay for I guess. And this is why I cringe at the thought of cloth diapers. I wanted to throw the outfit away, too.

This is also from the fall of 2007. Claire was probably about 4 months old. She's daddy's little NEWBIE!

Don't even ask. That is Claire napping on the bed.

Claire at 8 months. Notice the no hair. This outfit still fits. She hasn't gained much weight!

Claire at 7 months on Palm Sunday 2008. She still fits into this 12 month size dress.

Claire trying on her Baptismal Gown at 7 months last year about this time!

Claire, again, last year, about this time at 8 months. She was really a baldy.

Claire "eating" prunes at about 8 months.